Anybody under the age of 15 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in ’92 doesn’t mean you’re a 90′s kid.
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it.
You’re a 90′s kid if:
You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
You can sing the rap to “The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air”
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey from “Blossom” and that “How Rude!” comes from Stephanie from “Full House”
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading “Goosebumps”
You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, wax off”
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You
danced to “wannabe” by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto,
Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you
really really want.) You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…Not… Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the red* Ranger were meant to be together. To the last sentence you said…..hey…Tommy was the green* ranger!!!! *later to be white When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who…………and still all ended up being tommy. You remember when super nintendo’s became popular. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3……..and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders” “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates Two words… Trapper Keeper. You ever got injured on a Slip ‘n’ Slide You wore socks over leggings scrunched down “Miss
Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver
buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back” SHE ASKED HER
MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS
PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE he jumped so
high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back
back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his
toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show You remember boom boxes vs. cd players You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell” You played and or collected “Pogs” You
would willingly read books to get points and receive Pizza Hut
certificates and then get mad at your friend for like a week if he got
more points than you. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out. When water babies and doodle bears were the cool new thing. When you could sit all day and make paper chains and never get bored. When you would make designs with beads by ironing them. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. You remember a time before the WB. You’ve gotten creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” You know the Macarena by heart. “Talk to the hand” … enough said You thought Brain woud finally take over the world You always said, “Then why don’t you marry it!” You remember when everyone went slinky crazy. You remember when razor scooters were cool. when we were younger: Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Sidekicks & iPods. Before MIKE JONES Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Way back. Tag. Get Over Here!!!! means something to you. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. Red Light, Green Light. Heads Up 7 Up. Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on. Hopskotch. Slip-n-Slides…. now there are just ghetto ones Tree Houses. Hula Hoops. HELLO….HOT WHEELS!!!!! “POWER OF LOVE” BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS. The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies. Running through the sprinklers. That “Little Mermaid” Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car. Drinking Sqeeze It “Squeeze The Fun Out Of It” CAPRI SUN Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ’s still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter. Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats. The original Power Rangers Or what about: The Secret Life of Alex Mac. Ren & Stimpy. Double Dare. Family Double Dare. Rocco’s Modern Life. AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS. Wild & Crazy Kids. Clarissa Explains it All. CAMP NOWHERE salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA) Are You Afraid of the Dark? The original cast members of All That. Kenan & Kel. “CITY GUYS”…ROLLW/ THE CITY GUYS DOUG! magic school bus. Nick Arcade. ANIMANIACS!!!!! flash forward. the adventures of pete and pete. legends of the hidden temple. hey dude. dinosaurs. Mummies Alive pinky and the brain. Sailor Moon. blossom. hangin with mr. cooper. wishbone. bill-nye the science guy! MR RODGERS!!!! Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy. Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years. or nick jr. with face gulah gulah island little bear Busy Town under the unbrella tree PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE!!! The Big Comfy Couch Dudley the Dragon Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class field trips. When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle. When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. Go back to the time when: Decisions were made by going ‘eeny-meeny-miney-moe’. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming ‘do over!’ ‘Race issue’ ment arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in ‘Monopoly’. It wasn’t odd to have two or three ‘best’ friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery. Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better. Where
the best form of protection was “circle circle dot dot now I’ve got my
cootie shot, circle circle square square now I’ve got it everywhere” It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the ‘big people’ rides at the fair. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear who would have thought youd miss the 90′s so much!!!!!
danced to “wannabe” by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto,
Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you
really really want.) You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…Not… Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the red* Ranger were meant to be together. To the last sentence you said…..hey…Tommy was the green* ranger!!!! *later to be white When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who…………and still all ended up being tommy. You remember when super nintendo’s became popular. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3……..and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders” “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates Two words… Trapper Keeper. You ever got injured on a Slip ‘n’ Slide You wore socks over leggings scrunched down “Miss
Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver
buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back” SHE ASKED HER
MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS
PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE he jumped so
high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back
back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his
toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show You remember boom boxes vs. cd players You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell” You played and or collected “Pogs” You
would willingly read books to get points and receive Pizza Hut
certificates and then get mad at your friend for like a week if he got
more points than you. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out. When water babies and doodle bears were the cool new thing. When you could sit all day and make paper chains and never get bored. When you would make designs with beads by ironing them. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. You remember a time before the WB. You’ve gotten creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” You know the Macarena by heart. “Talk to the hand” … enough said You thought Brain woud finally take over the world You always said, “Then why don’t you marry it!” You remember when everyone went slinky crazy. You remember when razor scooters were cool. when we were younger: Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Sidekicks & iPods. Before MIKE JONES Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Way back. Tag. Get Over Here!!!! means something to you. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. Red Light, Green Light. Heads Up 7 Up. Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on. Hopskotch. Slip-n-Slides…. now there are just ghetto ones Tree Houses. Hula Hoops. HELLO….HOT WHEELS!!!!! “POWER OF LOVE” BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS. The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies. Running through the sprinklers. That “Little Mermaid” Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car. Drinking Sqeeze It “Squeeze The Fun Out Of It” CAPRI SUN Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ’s still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter. Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats. The original Power Rangers Or what about: The Secret Life of Alex Mac. Ren & Stimpy. Double Dare. Family Double Dare. Rocco’s Modern Life. AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS. Wild & Crazy Kids. Clarissa Explains it All. CAMP NOWHERE salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA) Are You Afraid of the Dark? The original cast members of All That. Kenan & Kel. “CITY GUYS”…ROLLW/ THE CITY GUYS DOUG! magic school bus. Nick Arcade. ANIMANIACS!!!!! flash forward. the adventures of pete and pete. legends of the hidden temple. hey dude. dinosaurs. Mummies Alive pinky and the brain. Sailor Moon. blossom. hangin with mr. cooper. wishbone. bill-nye the science guy! MR RODGERS!!!! Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy. Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years. or nick jr. with face gulah gulah island little bear Busy Town under the unbrella tree PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE!!! The Big Comfy Couch Dudley the Dragon Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class field trips. When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle. When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. Go back to the time when: Decisions were made by going ‘eeny-meeny-miney-moe’. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming ‘do over!’ ‘Race issue’ ment arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in ‘Monopoly’. It wasn’t odd to have two or three ‘best’ friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery. Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better. Where
the best form of protection was “circle circle dot dot now I’ve got my
cootie shot, circle circle square square now I’ve got it everywhere” It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the ‘big people’ rides at the fair. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear who would have thought youd miss the 90′s so much!!!!!
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