This is what happens when you talk to Sammy when he is at a friend’s house…
7:25 PM Sammy: i cant talk now
im at a friends house
me: ok
will you be on later tonight then?
7:26 PM Sammy: maybe…but i had a snow day today and have been at a friends house almost all day
me: ok…i hope i can talk to you again tonight 
7:27 PM Sammy: es possible
me: w00t!
lol
i will let you be with your friend now 
, talk to ya soon! hugs
, talk to ya soon! hugs Sammy: ok
I’ll let you know that I will keep good care of sam
7:28 PM I curently have him tied up
me: is scared
Sammy: I shall be beating him in a few hours
Sam is yelling now
me: ?!?
Sammy: hey wants to type one thing to you
should I let him?
me: YES
7:29 PM lol
Sammy: should I?
me: 
Sammy: it could be the last thing you ever hear from him
ever
me: riiiight
Sammy: well here it is
me: he can’t die without me seeing him again…nope…
…
Sammy: sorry
that was mi amigo dan
7:30 PM YOU FOOL!
don’t expose me!
me: haha
?!?
how are you two doing that?
Sammy: i am going to die
muhahahaha
me: noooooooo
Sammy: who is sam?
and who is dan?
same person maybe?
me: mabye
never know
Sammy: stop it!
7:31 PM I won’t!
muhhahahahaha
me: Sammy does that to me a lot…
Sammy: you fool1
me: LOL
Sammy: don’t laugh your next fool
don’t kill her!
maybe I will
DON’T!
ok
I will kill her fast
me: Touch me and your dead…
Sammy: quick and painless
me: lol
NO
7:32 PM and no killing Sammy either!!!
LOL
this is funny
Sammy: If you touch her I’ll kill you!
ya right you’re ted up
tied*
me: tied you mean
lol
Sammy: you fool
don’t correct me
your life depends on your next few word
s
HELP ME!
I am at Dan’s house!
7:33 PM SHUT IT!
I’ll kill you!
oh it’s on dan
you want to fight sam?
HU!?
me: ?!?
Sammy: DO YOU!?
maybe I do
OK FINE!
me: does who what?
Sammy: I’LL BEAT YOU UP SON!
ok dan
you’re getting her confuzed
I know
7:34 PM it’s fun
ok but seriously
can you untie me now?
no
me: is there really two of you?
Sammy: I don’t know
is there?
depends on your point of view I guess
was darkth vader lukes father?
or was he just a puppy
me: …is there two bodies typing messages to me?
there
7:35 PM Sammy: well
now there is one bodie
and one living being
dan is the living one
me: cries
Sammy: HE LIES!!!!
me: YAY!
Sammy: okay…i am back now
dan was typing and pretending i was too
but it was just dan
WAS AND IS THAT IS!
7:36 PM DAN!!!
MUHAHAHAHA
me: ???
hides
Sammy: I have a plan!
me: ?
Sammy: get over to my house right now
or Dan will die
me: good
lol
jk
jk
Sammy: OH THANKS!
me:
7:37 PM Sammy: SEE IF I EVER DEATH THREATEN YOU AGIAIN!
shut it dan
me: …
Sammy: ok
me: i need mental help
lol
for this
Sammy: I’ll tell you what
I’ll tell you who is typing this
if you can guess what I am eating at the moment
7:38 PM take your time
Sam’s life depends on your answer
me: nothing?
Sammy: WRONG!
me: NOOOO
Sammy: I HAVE SALIVA IN MY MOUTH!
and that is what I am eating!
me: butthead
lol
Sammy: so the answer to the question is Dan!
DAN IS TYPING THIS!
wait..
7:39 PM hmm
so now that you know that it is me
who is typing this
how does that make you feel?
me: i am so confused
Sammy: like a ham sandwich maybe?
because I feel like one every now and again
but thats normal
IT’S NORMAL!
I’M NOT CRAZY!
7:40 PM SO WHAT IF THERE’S VOICES EVERYWHERE!
THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME CRAVY!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so how was your day dear?
you idiot!!
me: ???
Sammy: i am sorry
that was totally dan!!
7:41 PM me: riiiight
Sammy: ill give you proof
you have rats that like to pee
me: he died
Sammy: aww!! :’(
me: and the others died last school year
Sammy: (moment of silence)
me: but you know that “dear” was used a lot for me a while back
Sammy: interupted by chainsaws !
me: by a friend of mine
Sammy: hmm
7:42 PM was it not Dan?
he has the ability to change form
like he is now
me: riiight
SAMMY! WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
lol
Sammy: lol
dan is having a little too much fun
me: …
7:43 PM Sammy: so, i am typing something and then he takes the keyboard away
like now…
FOOL!
DON’T TELL HER MY PLAN!
I SHALL CONSUME THINE FLESH!
see what i mean??
dan is a little crazy
me: tell me who is on here and what is going on…
7:44 PM is dan your alter ego or something?
LOL
Sammy: A LITTLE!? I PUT 9 YEARS AT CRAZY SCHOOL FOR A DEGREE IN CRAZYNESS JUST TO GET A LITTLE!?
me: that would be funny
Sammy: I’ll tell you what
me: ?!?
Sammy: from now on Dan will talk in caps
me: ok
Sammy: so you can tell
me: good
Sammy: so, what do you think of Dan??
7:45 PM YOU IDIOT!!! DONT ASK IT QUESTIONS TO GIVE AAY MY SECRIT!!!
me: secrit?
Sammy: DANG SAM YOU CAN’T TYPE
SO ANYWAY
me: he can’t spell that’s for sure…
Sammy: I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN I SAW A GHOST
7:46 PM HE SAID HIS NAME WAS PHIL
me: o_0
Sammy: NOW I NEVER GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN THERE ISN’T TOILET PAPER AVAILABLE
i can spell!!
me: ohhhh
so it is all sam now huh?
Sammy: just be confused…i’ll explain later
no
it isn’t
me: how later is later?
lol
ok
Sammy: here is dan….
7:47 PM WO IST DIE KOFFER!?
schniel!
me: ?
Sammy: NINE
VE HISEN ZE BITTER
dan is learning german
YA DAN IST
me: o_0… randomly dies
Sammy: dont confuse the confused!!
me: jk!
7:48 PM Sammy: HOW CAN YOU RANDOMLY DIE?
me: it works mann…it does
Sammy: YOU CAN RANDOMLY BURST INTO FLAMES
BUT THERE’S ALWAYS A REASON FOR DEATH
’tis true
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I LEFT YOU SPEACHLESS
THAT MAKES ME A IMORTAL
7:49 PM me: ooookkkkaaaayyyy…
nope
bring it on
Sammy: immortal has two ‘M’s dan
IT WON’T WHEN i TAKE OVER THE WORLD
me: told you that he can’t spell
Sammy: THAT’LL BE THE FIRST THING TO GO
me: the “i” is not capitalised
Sammy: i can to spell!!
me: it should have been
ACK
Sammy: HMMM
7:50 PM me: if dan said that, then it should have been caps
Sammy: WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM FLAMABLE
me: i would laugh at you
Sammy: SI
SI
me: ?
Sammy: FOOLISH MORTAL
me: slaps him
HA!
lol
7:51 PM Sammy: dan, ‘sí’ has an accent mark over the ‘i’ unless you are saying the word if
me: exactly
Sammy: HOW DAR YOU TRY TO DEFIE ME!
FEEL MY WRATH MORTAL SCUM!
me: it is defy
if spelled right
7:52 PM Sammy: I SHALL BLOW UP ALL THE CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS UP FOR NO REASON
me: ?
Sammy: THEN I SHALL BLOW UP ALL THE GOATS IN EGYPT
WHAT NOW!?!?!!?
me: cool
i like blood
LOL
Sammy: dan is emtionally desterbed+
no + sign*
hmmm
7:53 PM BLOOD…
me: LOL
Sammy: BLOOD IS VERY TASTY
me: … o_0
Sammy: ESPECIALLY WITH BRAINS AND A LIVER BY IT
BUT YOU HAVE TO CUT THE LIVER VERY SLOWLY
OR THE JOICES JUST RUN OUT TOO FAST
as you can see, dan randomly says random things
7:54 PM SPLEAN CHILD!
me: Sam, i had better get something special for enduring this very disturbed person talking to me…lol
Sammy: I SHALL EAT YOUR MOTHER
WHAT IS UP G SCILET BISCUT IN THE HOUSE OF THE DAWG WITH A SLICE OF BACON
DON’T BE SLAPIN MY LAWN MOWA
me: ?!?
Sammy: he thinks he’s ‘gansta’
gangsta*
7:55 PM THINK?
i KNOW i’M GANSTA
FOO
me: oh dang
what do i get for this Sammy?
Sammy: umm, i dunno
me: it had better be something good
Sammy: think of something
well, dan and i have to go!!
7:56 PM me: great
Sammy: i’ll e-mail you when i get home
me: i am sad now
ok
you can call too
if you want
lol
Sammy: MY CAT LOVES YOU!
me: ?!?
ok…
Sammy: bye
me: wow
bye bye
7:57 PM …*does hours of work before the morning*
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