January 27, 2007
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A new something or other, and a survey for you to fill out ;)
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write “For Smuggling Diamonds”.
7. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
8. Don’t use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won!, I Won!”
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
19. Tell your children over dinner: “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity…….Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile.
- If I died tomorrow, you would never ever get a chance to see
me ever again. [be honest]01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died?
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5]02. What would 5 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me?
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5]03. If I died, would you come to my funeral?
04. If I died, would you cry?
05. If I died, would you forget me eventually?
06. If I died, what would be going through your head?
07. If I died, would you tell me you loved me before I died?
08. Would you mean it?
09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me?
10. If I died, would you regret anything you said about me?
11. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven’t already told me?
12. If I died, what would be your last memory of me?
13. If I died, what would you remember me by?
14. If I died tomorrow, I would want to know your true feelings about
me. What are your complete feelings about me, up to this day?
Comments (1)
hellooo
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